Oldest Son, 10, totally hysterical: “OH MY GOD! There are bugs in my hair? OH MY GOD! I’m freaking out get them out of my hair OH MY GOD I’m freaking out get them out of my hair now!!!!!”
Second Son, 8, also rather hysterical: “OH MY GOD EWWW oh no will we have to shave my head???? I don’t want to shave my head no no no!!!”
Daughter, 4/2, laughing: “OH MY GOODNESS!!! This is SO COOL! I have BUGS in my hair Mommy!! I can’t wait to tell Morah Julie [pre-k teacher] about my bugs!!! I’m going to name them!”
I couldn’t make this shit up.