Screaming and yelling upstairs. I finally go up, where I see a large wood block flying. Lev (10) is holding his head and Shayna (4 1/2) is crying.
Me: “Um, what’s going on?”
Lev: “Shayna hurt her head on my teeth!” said with total seriousness
Me: “Seriously? You did not just say that. Shayna, did you throw a block at him?”
Shayna: “No, mom, it flied over there.” said with total seriousness
Me: “You guys are too much. Work it out yourselves and try not to end up in the ER.”