Posts Tagged ‘are you freaking kidding me?’

Semantics, Mom.

February 1, 2009

Screaming and yelling upstairs.  I finally go up, where I see a large wood block flying.  Lev (10) is holding his head and Shayna (4 1/2) is crying.

Me: “Um, what’s going on?”

Lev: “Shayna hurt her head on my teeth!” said with total seriousness

Me: “Seriously? You did not just say that.  Shayna, did you throw a block at him?”

Shayna: “No, mom, it flied over there.” said with total seriousness

Me: “You guys are too much.  Work it out yourselves and try not to end up in the ER.”