Posts Tagged ‘angry toddlers’

I Angered It (repost)

April 20, 2009

From April 15th, 2007 (my how time flies):

It was loud. It was flailing its limbs and shrieking in a hideous display of unmitigated anger. It threw itself towards me, face red with rage.

“I no want the red f**k! I no want the red f**k!!”


Ohhhhhh, you don’t want the red FORK. Which fork did you want?

“I no wanna f**k! I wanna use my hands!”