The Middle Child Gets Screwed

. . . so this post is dedicated to him!

#1 and #3 are sick puppies, so he got less than bapkes after school today (in between his brother and his sister throwing up both alternately and simultaneously, he held up his Hebrew reading book and said, “Hellooooo? Who’s going to read my Ariyot with me? Anyone? Anyone? Oh, Mom there’s some barf on your left foot . . . I just said ‘barf’ hahahahahah!”

3 Reasons I Love My Second Child:

1. He is the most fun-loving, easy-going person I know – he doesn’t just look at life, he LIVES it.

2. Just saying the words “Barf Bag” make him laugh so hard he snarfs.

3. His heart is so generous and big and just looking at him makes me smile and get misty-eyed even when he is PURPOSELY making himself snarf.

Hey Smasher, even though you don’t have enough internet access to read this, I love you and I love being your Unkey’s Munkle and I’ll save this post for you so that when you inevitably figure out how to get around the parent controls we have set up on the computer you have something appropriate to read 🙂


Tags: , ,

One Response to “The Middle Child Gets Screwed”

  1. cruisin-mom Says:

    I’ve never read such a beautiful post with the word “barf” in it. You brought me to tears

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: